The Menopausal Housewife: Jun 22, 2007

Just the other day Robyn from http://www.bitchypoo.com/ did a ‘shout out’ and sent readers over to check out the kitten pictures that I have been putting up. Well, my stats counter called me and asked me if I did a live porno show or something because It went from like 20-30 readers to 209 in one day. That little counter was sure that I was up to no good. Then the little counter called back today to apologize because my stats were pretty much back to normal levels and if I had done a porno show then it must have been a one time thing, or really bad. We got into an argument and I threatened to actually do a porno show to make it blow up and it begged me to keep my clothes on. So, in order to show the little counter that it is a bastard and also to shamelessly try to pick up some readers, I am running a contest. Teehee… yep, shameless…. That’s me! The hope is that if I bribe people to show up, they will actually like what I write and then keep coming back without the bribe. But, if that doesn’t work, I guess I will just have to reconsider the show.

Contest: I have tried to do some deeeep thinking on this one and the only thing that comes to mind that I like is a picture caption contest. Here’s how it’s going to work, very simple actually.
I am putting up a picture at the end of this and the funniest caption wins. Post your entries in the comments section and on Monday at midnight I will post the five funniest in poll format. I will have you, the readers, vote for the best one. On Tuesday at midnight I will end the contest and the person with the most votes will win a personalized Italian Style charm bracelet. The charm bracelet will have a variety of charms including but not limited to; Hearts, laser printed sayings and your name or if you are a guy you can choose whatever name you wish (these are lady bracelets ;)) (YOU MAY POST MORE THAN ONE CAPTION ENTRY, so if you post one and say, on Sunday you decide it wasn’t funny enough and you thought of a better one, you can post in another one!) If you are the winner then I will contact you and give you a complete list of the charms I have and you can design your own bracelet! You do not pay for anything (I will not ask you for your credit card information so that I can sell it to someone in Nigeria to help transfer money to pay to have ‘inked’ money cleaned for a return investment and will not tell you that you have to pay the low, low price of $400 for shipping and handling… you do not pay a single cent… clear? Cool!), and I don’t need anything from you other than an address to mail it to. Sound good? Sound Simple? The only thing I need when you enter is your real user name, not anonymous so that I can call you out to let you know you won! When the winner is selected I will post it on the main page and let the world know that you won and have you email me for more details. Good, understand? Go post a funny caption…… NOW!

Here is a sample of the kind of charm bracelet it is…

These are stretchy type bracelets that the charms link together to form a solid circle, there is no clasp. The letters for the name are either in raised Silver or raised Gold. I have a bunch of different laser printed charms and raised hearts to make it really pretty. The picture is not a picture of the actual prize, the prize will be a totally personalized bracelet just for the winner. I will need your wrist size if you are chosen the winner, we will discuss that further in an email upon winning. Good Luck!

And here is the picture…(I thought of you Jen when I picked this! LMAO!) What kind of funny caption can you come up with for this picture?

Editted: It's a binky by the way ;)

And now, on to the daily pictures of Inside Kitty and her kittens. Outside Kitty is doing better today, but she was so not having me take pictures of her and her kittens today.
Tomorrow, the door saga!