April 17, 2006

**editted to change pic* I found a different pic of my Bumble Bee... so I took the other off and put this one up. You can actually see what the four wheeler looks like now. ;) **

Howdy Ya'll :0)

Well, here's a photo of me out with my Bumble Bee... I LURVE my four wheeler! I still wish it was four wheel drive, so I could go through bigger mud bogs, but... what do you expect when you send a girl from Kansas to buy a four wheeler? I mean for God's sake... who would think that a FOUR WHEELER would not be a four wheel drive? Maybe I'm just dingy, but duh! Anyway, you can see a bit of it in this pic. I have to get a full on. Well, I have one, but I look horrid in the picture.. so ya ain't gonna see it! Neeener neener neeeeeener. I have figured out to take a picture BEFORE you go for an hour long ride through wind, mud bogs, thistles, thorns, and much... much dust. I have figured out not to ride behind Bill, gives a whoooole new meaning to "eat my dust" (cough cough).

I am doing something that I have never in my life done before. I have something completely new that I never, ever dreamed I would have. I mean, anyone who knows me will gasp in complete surprise when they hear this one. I have been going to the tanning bed *gasp* every day *gasp*. I know, I know... shocker. I mean, us clear girls don't usually tan and I have always resisted going because I was sure I would be "throwing money up a fat sows ass" (another good ole KY phrase I have picked up) Laura has been going with me and good grief that girl is as "tan as a bisquit" (another phrase lol) Course, she started out that way.. tha hooch. Yeah, I am jealous... shhhh don't tell her, it will go to her head. But, surprise surprise, I am now... lets see, how did Laura put it tonight on the way home? "Mom, omg, your tan... your not clear anymore, your white!" I'll clean the Diet Mountain Dew off of my windshield tomorrow. I swear that girls times a good line for right when I have taken a gulp of something to drink and DMD does not come out of the nose as easily as it goes down the throat. Just trust me on that one... don't try it at home... if you can help it. ;) Anyway, I am tan for the FIRST time in my life. And you know what? It is awfully neat. I feel great. My Tumahs have been acting up, and I don't know if that's directly in tune with the tanning or not. Can tanning make a Cystic Fibroidic Tumah thingy grow and or rupture? Not sure. But, it hasn't been hurting really bad for quite a while and since I started tanning, pain has came with it. Of course, the phrase "suffer for beauty" comes to mind.

We have been working like mad dogs lately finishing touch ups on the house. We got the gutters and flashing stuff done. The landscaping is finally just about done. I have a couple plants to plant tomorrow, but other than that.... we may be able to sleep in around... June. ;) I am still amazed at how much work we have done on this house in just four months, tons! It is all worth it and so rewarding. In the next month or two we will be building on the second bathroom off of the master bedroom and my new improved, bigger, and so droolworthy new walk in closet, with a small hidden office of of it, so I's can hide from the kiddies and write. I am excited. More so about the bathroom than anything. Our house is hilarious right now. Bill will go in to the bathroom and five minutes later come out and there are two kids Literally waiting in line, doing dances and giving the evil eye. We have to have another bathroom.

The new season of the Ultimate Fighter has started and my heavens... It is awsome so far! This season is so much better than last season. I am into this one. Last season, the guys kept quiting and getting all pansy like and there was a fighter that went all the way to the end and never fought a single fight to get there. What crap! This season they changed it up and I love the new format. Plus the angst between Tito Ortiz and Ken Shamrock is AWSOME! I can't wait till the end of the season fight with those two. They are gonna kill eachother! Wooooooohoooooo.