February 10, 2007

Well hello there... Have ya missed me? Yeah, I know... Get over yourself Carol. Sheesh. LOL. I'm back from the land that Bill Gates forgot about. I have... Bite nails... The Internet at home again! Whoohooo, jump for joy, somersault, clap your hands and snap your fingers. I am still on Dail Up until next week when they work the bugs out of the DSL, and I am having to use the kids laptop because my modem apparently hates me worse than anything on the planet... But, I'm here.
Things here have been plodding along nicely. I am working for the local school system on a substitute level. Basically I'm a filler for any position in the school system that has someone out sick.. well that and whoever calls me at 6 or 7am faster. So far I have worked as a teachers aid, worked with an Autistic boy and worked in the lunchroom.. hair net and all people.. sexy as hell I tell ya! It's funny, but I like the lunchroom best. Time goes by fast, noone is pinching me or kicking me, I get to leave by 2:30 and best of all... Free lemonaid. Ha... I slay myself.
We have a different kitty now.. the other two made a beeline for the front door, broke my heart and left for parts unknown. However, my baby came and hid out under my house and has since become my "is that momma's baby" kitty. She is pregnant (little hoebag) and we are awaiting kitties. I have no idea how far along she is, we can feel them moving, and knowing my luck she will have them right in the center of my gold colored comforter, but I can't wait to see kittens from day one.
The kids are doing great, Dustin Turned 16 and made me feel old, Joe has not had the Typhoid Joe run that he had last year and Laura is still working on using the phone for 24 hours straight. She would if we would let her, I swear she would.
Bill is having issues now with his liver, we have to keep a close watch on it. They have ordered him into a wheelchair, which really impresses him.. not... but he can't really get around like he used to so there is no choice in the matter for him really. Social Security turned him down on Appeal saying that he was getting better, so we are waiting for a hearing and I am trying to figure out who runs that place.. Dumb or Dumber?
Well, a short entry to start then back into my life I guess... are you ready? Are you excited? Ok, I'll give up trying to be a comedian and just type.