March 19, 2007

I have been trying to get online to post an entry and am resorting to typing it up, saving it to the puter and posting it as soon as my telephone company gets their head out of their ass. I have been dying waiting on DSL and after they sent me the modem, hooked it up AND sent me a bill they finally figured out that.. Oops, I live 50 feet or yards too far for the signal to reach me. After my head exploded I told them fine, then I would stay on dial up (arg) until I can get cable modem in a month. On Friday I get a bill for DSL. Ummm Excuse me? A bill? For a service that you cannot provide for me? You have to be kidding. So, I pick up the phone and dial, wait on hold forever and after being connected and going through an Abbott and Costello routine finally get the lady to understand that I don’t have DSL and therefore should not have a bill for that, but instead have a bill for dial up. She assures me that they will fix it and get everything in order for me posthaste. I then attempt to get online this evening. “Your username or password is inactive” pops up on the screen and the light bulb in my head does not just go off, it explodes. The Hooch disconnected the DSL and the damned dial up. Soooo I pick up the phone, and get a recording. Basically it says…. “Your call is important to us… *snicker* and while we have completely jerked you around for a month on every service we offer… our office hours are open up until two seconds before you picked up the phone and you will not be able to reach anyone until Monday morning so go fuck yourself lady. Thank you for calling and have a nice weekend without the net. *hysterical laugher heard in the background before deafening CLICK*” I HATE Southeast telephone. *Note to self… Switch telephone companies next month* My husbands Aunt is also a very good friend of mine. She got me hooked up with a job for the school system where she works and we work together when I am called in. Here I will call her Diana. “Diana” has a daughter who got married a little over a year ago and found out she was preggers like a month or two after the wedding. The poor thing had a miscarriage after a week or two of finding out and took it so hard. After almost a year of trying she found out that she is preggers again! She is three months along and went to the doctor on Friday for her sonogram. Diana and her daughter stopped by to show me the sonogram picture and she was all kinds of excited. She shows me the pictures and as I am looking she says.. “Look close, what do you see?” Now here I am thinking they can see a wee wee or something and that’s what the sly looks are for, and then I flip to the last picture… it has two little sacks with A and B labeled. TWINS. How awesome! Now we are hoping that there is a boy and a girl in there. I can’t wait! I wanna hold the babyyyy! My God, since they took my last Ovary out I have been more baby envious than ever! I swear if they said “we can give you a temporary uterus so that you could have one more” I would be all over that. And as soon as I got preggers I am sure I would instantly remember puking and colic and poop and… but they are soooo cute!!!!! VA Update: I called VA with the belief that whatever can go wrong WILL go wrong and wanted to ensure that we were in fact set for the start of April for our new checks. Well, my new motto is now "May first". They couldn't tell me why, I don't understand and I am so pissed and saddened that I haven't figured it out yet as to why we have an extra month now. Sigh. Remember people, whatever CAN go wrong... WILL go wrong.