Contest: I have tried to do some deeeep thinking on this one and the only thing that comes to mind that I like is a picture caption contest. Here’s how it’s going to work, very simple actually.
I am putting up a picture at the end of this and the funniest caption wins. Post your entries in the comments section and on Monday at midnight I will post the five funniest in poll format. I will have you, the readers, vote for the best one. On Tuesday at midnight I will end the contest and the person with the most votes will win a personalized Italian Style charm bracelet. The charm bracelet will have a variety of charms including but not limited to; Hearts, laser printed sayings and your name or if you are a guy you can choose whatever name you wish (these are lady bracelets ;)) (YOU MAY POST MORE THAN ONE CAPTION ENTRY, so if you post one and say, on Sunday you decide it wasn’t funny enough and you thought of a better one, you can post in another one!) If you are the winner then I will contact you and give you a complete list of the charms I have and you can design your own bracelet! You do not pay for anything (I will not ask you for your credit card information so that I can sell it to someone in Nigeria to help transfer money to pay to have ‘inked’ money cleaned for a return investment and will not tell you that you have to pay the low, low price of $400 for shipping and handling… you do not pay a single cent… clear? Cool!), and I don’t need anything from you other than an address to mail it to. Sound good? Sound Simple? The only thing I need when you enter is your real user name, not anonymous so that I can call you out to let you know you won! When the winner is selected I will post it on the main page and let the world know that you won and have you email me for more details. Good, understand? Go post a funny caption…… NOW!
Here is a sample of the kind of charm bracelet it is…
These are stretchy type bracelets that the charms link together to form a solid circle, there is no clasp. The letters for the name are either in raised Silver or raised Gold. I have a bunch of different laser printed charms and raised hearts to make it really pretty. The picture is not a picture of the actual prize, the prize will be a totally personalized bracelet just for the winner. I will need your wrist size if you are chosen the winner, we will discuss that further in an email upon winning. Good Luck!
And here is the picture…(I thought of you Jen when I picked this! LMAO!) What kind of funny caption can you come up with for this picture?
Editted: It's a binky by the way ;)
And now, on to the daily pictures of Inside Kitty and her kittens. Outside Kitty is doing better today, but she was so not having me take pictures of her and her kittens today.
Tomorrow, the door saga!
"No, really, thanks for waking them up! I love it when I have five kittens hanging off my nipples... no really, Thanks A lot!"
"What's that smell? Hey, did you dip your tail in the food dish again?"
"Left Foot Red, Right Hand Green...."
"I is this tall!"
27 comments:
Hm. The only thing that comes to mind is 'Mommy's Little Helper'. :)
I've cried, I've soiled myself, I've finished my strained carrots, and I've given the passifier a try. May I see your boobies, now?
OMG, Christine - that is hysterical!!
I have to think about this one - I'll be back!
"If men could talk... But thank goodness this one can't".
"Men are SUCH babies..."
OK, it's 6:15am on a Saturday morning, that's all I could offer. *sigh*
"What you don't want to know is what's stuck up the other end"
"Honey..i'm tired of being the baby every night..can you be the french maid now"
C'mon Honey dip it in the brandy again for me! One more time, please?
Ok, I was doubting myself for running the contest... Shameless I tell you. But, now. I am glad, this is hilarious!!! Yall are funny!
The only thing that comes to mind...
"Here we have a classic case of someone who wasn't breast fed as an infant."
Hi there! Found you via Crystal. Here's my caption:
"Boobies now!!!"
"And we thought she was so big because she was having twins, imagine our surprise..."
*smile*
"Dummy with a dummy." (UK slang for blinky). Don't care about winning, but couldn't resist the comment. Found you while lurking on Crystal's blog.
It was hard ENOUGH getting him to stop breastfeeding!
We're having trouble breaking him of the binky... but we are so proud that he was potty trained by the time he was 22!
Spit the baby out now, honey!
xc
another swinging on by via Crystal at boobsinjuriesanddrpepper
"I ask you very confidentially, ain't I cute?"
tRu
"Stop laughing. This is your baby... in 40 years."
(Blame Crystal's boobs for me being here.)
I said that Vin Diesel was hot in Pacifier (THE MOVIE), not hot with a Pacifier. Gross.
Sent here via Crystal at boobsinjuriesanddrpepper
'Due to vaccinations and increased nutrients in food, the early onset of puberty has reached catastrophic levels.'
OR
'She wanted to adopt, I wanted to hang out with my buddy, so we compromised!'
"Before you tell me how cute I am, you might want to check the diaper."
"I got this and the kid got a cold beer. I don't think the wife is getting enough sleep."
I'm sucking on a what?
Okay, highonpoker is funny.
"I'm sucking! I'M SUCKING. God. And I'll need some chapstick to do that other thing."
cynthea
"Yep, tastes like chicken."
and
"George will try anything if he thinks it'll grow him some hair!"
And you thought Baby Huey was only a cartoon character!
".....suddenly Bertha realized that Howard's 2nd childhood phase had gone a little too far!"
"He wanted her to get a boob job but she figured one silicone nipple is as good as another."
Hi! I found you through Robyn. :)
The voting poll is up. Thank you to everyone who submitted a caption for the contest. I hope you will all vote and come back for the next contest! It was very hard to pick the five and I want everyone to know that the captions were all awsome! Bill and I haven't laughed that much in a long time! So, again... Thank you!
Thanks to those who referred people here and a special comment to Crystal, My goodness your boobs must be sore! There are tons of people swinging off of them! LOL
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